August 30, 2011

WTF

About 2am my dog alerted me to three feverishly digging a hole in front of my house.
They dug for at least 20 minutes before pulling the suitcase out.
They read some papers and carried off a black bag.
Mystery.

22 comments:

hello world said...

Could be a "geocache".

http://www.geocaching.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geocaching

bobx said...

WTF?!

Jason's ADHD said...

Exactly

damion saunders said...

haha, that's too awesome. I don't believe it was a geocache though, aren't you supposed to leave something in place of what you find and re-bury it? I dunno, I guess if your a dick you don't have to. I think it was a bundle of drug-monies.

CHVRCH said...

I help mow the cul-de-sac and my kids play out there alot. Nothing was recently buried. I have been here for 8 years....I wanted to go out gun toting and see what was up, but just figured it would be more fun not to know.

IMT Transport said...

Fagabeefee?

CHVRCH said...

Oh yeah, the crazy part about it was they were not fucking around. They were digging like mother fuckers. The girl in Grey was busting ass to get the suit case out. Totally working. The dude had the wrong kind of shovel for digging dirt, both chicks were on hands and knees breaking nails. Not once did I see them looking over their shoulders to see if any one was watching. Did not seem concerned with outside world at all.

F.T.T.L. said...

They were disciples of Uranus.
They were chanting."Please enter my Dark Passage."
Don't get involved Jeff.
Its bad Ju-ju.

motoguru. said...

Weirdddd.

CycleDelicCycles said...

Gaurantee it's one of these things: Dope, cash, gun or hot shit from a robbery that was stashed. Nobody buries shit unless its hot. "geostash" my ass.

OldStuffsFuckinMental said...

Could be one of the government's super-sick-ass-secret-undercover-missions.

Keep posting Jeff, so that we can see they haven't gotten ya ;)

Jahluv said...

People are nuts...

Boonie said...

Best off-topic post in a long time...

Watasha said...

Time capsule man, they probably wrote their hopes and dreams on them papers then buried it to dig it up as adults and realize how shitty their lives are in comparison.

Travis said...

Wild!

steveb said...

time to bring the Barrett out

Lilli said...

Yeah, that warrants the cocking of the "bump in the night" gun.
Bet the truth of what happened is a damn good story.

Doug said...

I watch random shit
thats whack

TC said...

That is just too fucking weird, don't know how I would have dealt with that one but might have seriously considered cutting the dogs loose on them. Have to update with any new info in this one.

ERIK said...

I agree with CycleDelicCycles comment

Lee said...

If you have a gun then this situation is what it was made for.

Jon said...

Did the suitcase leave any clues...like maybe a hint to how long it'd been buried or where it came from.